Date: 2011-08-07, 1:16AM EDT
Reply to: sale-5rtp8-2534102329@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
- Location: NKY
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I'm not a trained psychoanalyst, but I have watched shows about them on the interwebz. So I've decided to put myself deep into the psyche of ad posters and tell you what they are really thinking.
Why hello and how are you doing on this wonderful day? I am a responsible 38yo African American male seeking a female room . . . I can’t even keep a straight face while typing this bullshit. I wants some sex, and if you gives it to me I might let you stay at my house. But I’ll probably just give you a boot to the door and some crabs for the road. Leave a message ho and I’ll hit you up asap.
HI, I RECENTLY JOINED TEAM EDWARD AND NO LONGER HAVE ANY NEED FOR MY BELOVED CHARMED DVDS. BUT I STILL NEED TO HANG ON TO SEASON 4 BECAUSE THEY SPEND A LOT OF IT TEACHING PAIGE HOW TO USE HER MAGIC AND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT AROUND SO I CAN TEACH MYSELF INCASE THIS WHOLE TWILIGHT FAD DIES OFF. SORRY, I DON’T HAVE SEASONS 6, 7, AND 8 BECAUSE I TOTALLY TRADED THEM FOR SOME SWEET VAMPIRE TEETH AND COLORED CONTACT LENSES. DOLLAR SIGNS ARE A WASTE OF TIME SO JUST GIVE ME 35.00 AND THEY’RE ALL YOURS. IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL OR TEXT, BECAUSE I LOVE GIVING MY NUMBER OUT TO FANS OF CHARMED OVER THE INTERNET. WHAT'S THIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON ALL ABOUT?
I am looking for one of God's chosen (please no Muslims, or Jews) to share my home in Florence, Kentucky. I live a dull life where I spend my days putting together Thomas Kinkade puzzles and listening to my extensive collection of "WOW" cds. Even though the lord is always with me I still get lonely and am looking for a roommate to experience God's love with. The lower level of my house has one of each of the following: bedroom, bathroom, and living room. There's no kitchen, but it's ok. Jesus survived 40 days in the desert without food so I'm sure you can too. Remember when I said there was only one bedroom? I may have fibbed a little(don't worry God already forgave me). Actually, there is a whole second bedroom on that level that guests can stay in and by guest I mean only children or grandchildren. Parents coming to town? Tell ‘em to get a hotel. Friends coming over? Due to our zero alcohol policy they'll always be sober enough to drive home. There's a fire pit outside that you can use anytime you sin and need a reminder of what Hell will be like. Also, there is a park behind our house with not only swings but. . . . SLIDES!!!!!!!!! Hallelujah, swings and slides in one convenient location. Truly God is great! $450 a month includes eternal salvation.