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Seeking female volunteers for 2 hour massage (maineville)

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Date: 2011-06-20, 2:11PM EDT
Reply to: comm-weqva-2451713374@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I am seeking local female volunteers who want a 2 hour massage. I do all types of massages like shiatsu and deep tissue. Maybe of the massages i do are for athletes who get sore backs and legs. If a 2 hour massage sounds good, no strings attached, and nothing more than just friends and massage, please let me know. Can even trade photos if you are more comfortable. Let me know if youd like to be a volunteer

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What It Should Say:

I am looking for naive and/or slutty female volunteers for a 2 hour massage. I use the word volunteer because many the judge will drop the rape charges when I say that you volunteered. I tried posting this maybe times for a1 hour massage and nobody responded, so I doubled the massage length. I specialize in deep tissue massage which can sometimes feel like a penis rubbing on you, but I swear it isn't; just keep your eyes closed. So if you're interested in having my hands all over your body for a couple hours just let me know. No funny business, just strictly friends. We should swap pictures, because that's what friends do right? Again, let me stress the fact that you are volunteering for this and therefore can't take me to court.